Jimmy Fallon Reports 'The present Taylor Quick News'
"In the event that you thought she was on your television a great deal the previous evening, all things considered, stand by till next Sunday," Fallon said after the pop star's large night at the Grammys.
"If you thought she was on your TV an extraordinary arrangement the past night, in light of everything, hold on till next Sunday," Fallon said after the pop star's huge night at the Grammys.
"That's right, Taylor overwhelmed the Grammys. On the off chance that you thought she was on your television a ton the previous evening, indeed, stand by till next Sunday." — JIMMY FALLON, alluding to the forthcoming Super Bowl
"The previous evening at the Grammys, the huge champ was Taylor Quick, who turned into the primary craftsman to win Collection of the Year multiple times — for a similar collection." — JIMMY KIMMEL
"In addition to the fact that Taylor made Grammys history, she additionally declared that on April 19, she's delivering another collection called 'The Tormented Writers Office.' Then every other craftsman delivering a collection on April 19 was like, 'All things considered, seeming to be a June discharge now.'" — JIMMY FALLON.
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"We are getting hit by a scriptural measure of downpour here in Los Angeles. All in and out of town, they've been gathering Kardashians in pairs." — JIMMY KIMMEL
"You know, they shut our children's school today due to rain. What's more, this is, I simply need to make reference to, not an open air school. There is a rooftop on the school, however they said it's too risky to even consider coming to school, someone could get wet." — JIMMY KIMMEL
"At the point when I was a youngster in Brooklyn, for them to drop school, there must be, as, no less than six creeps of snow, there must be dark ice out and about, and, similar to, Child of Sam must be free as a bird." — JIMMY KIMMEL
"Presently, meteorologists say the exceptional weather conditions is being brought about by something many refer to as a climatic waterway, which is additionally the name of my simple listening father band." — STEPHEN COLBERT
"This is the way you realize we have a great deal of downpour: when the L.A. Waterway is really a stream. Generally it's simply a major, void skateboard park." — JIMMY KIMMEL
"These odd climate crises are about to continue to occur. We as a whole know the reason. Al Blood cautioned us about this, and it's deteriorating consistently, so I'll simply say it: The witch's revile!" — STEPHEN COLBERT.
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